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Transpanic Tee

Non-Hispanic women who try to feign a Hispanic look by transforming their natural coloring - dying their hair jet black, and tanning the hell out of their skin. Extremely popular in the coldest, grayest parts of Eastern Europe.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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