Tiktok Tee
an app made by the chinese government (since china is totalitarian) that succesfully merges the lowest scum of the earth and lowest breeds of man into one shitshow, let's break them down: 1. fuckboys or fuckgirls who use it to promote their onlyfans, or similar. 2. privileged girls who film their heartbreaks and break ups thinking they are the most important creatures on earth and get a lot of help from perverted men or idiots while people (including children, women, men, elderly) in syria, iraq, ukraine, palestine are getting killed and nobody cares. 3. talentless dancers who know that their dance will earn them millions and money, and some dude that spends months, years choreographing or learning to dance will probably be only seen by minimum 4 people. 4. some talented and modest people that contribute to society who were forced to download tiktok by their friends and who inevitably fell in the trap 5. neo-nazis or 14 yr. olds pretending they are nazis even tho their grandpa probably died fighting them 6. idiots (duh) 7. insecure people 8. smart people who use it to spread their false political, religious etc. ideology since they know most tiktok users have an npc mentality and believe in the classic "source: trust me bro" and they would easily fall under his/her dogma, sounds familiar? yeah, adolf, next time.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means