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Tianke Tee

Truly the crustiest, sleaziest, most offputting person lurking in the back corner of the prison cafeteria. Tianke is not to be messed with—she has a whole box of frozen hamburgers ready to be hurled at you if you so much as look at her the wrong way. Tianke carries a shiv made of whalebone and styles her hair with fish blood. And don't even think about asking her what she did to end up in this joint in the first place. Believe me, you don't want to know.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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