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Theisinger Tee

the most bad ass name in all of history. Originating in Germany theisinger has become world renown and has the power to overcome all sources of evil and lack there of. If you know a Theisinger, beware or befriend him and give him $50 daily or he will kick your ass/kill you. Take your pick.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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