the prophet of red bull tee
The prophet of the red bull A woman alone at night Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death And RED BULL She would lay down her live for red bull For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster Red bull is her god Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons Eat the meat of the red bull god We shall rise Red Bull will rise If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure Sin in the name of red bull Never be quite yell only nonsense Confuse and distract others Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever ______________________________________________________ THE PROPHECY On night cold and dark The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour Rain? No red bull The sun will raise Sun? No red bull The water will run to high Water? No red bull _____________________________________________________ If you want to be safe from the day of redbull Join us Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
You might also like
Customer Reviews
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10