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The Lebron James Tee

Get a chair and have a bitch sit in it with her mouth open and her neck tilted all the way back. Now step back 10–20 feet, put on a headband the way Bron Bron does, and put some baby powder in your hand. Toss that shit up in the air. Once you're ready, run full speed at that bitch, jump up in the air while holding your dick back, and dunk your balls in her mouth.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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