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The Heller Tee

A mythological monster-pizza that consists of 4 cheap frozen pizzas layered. The second layer from the top is covered with pizza rolls and extra pizza sauce. Its a rite of passage for a fat-ass to finish one of these by in a single sitting.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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