The Communist Democracy of Samland tee

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish. *EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at op.overpowered.op@gmail.com to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support! *Side note: Samland is China* This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid. National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy. National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0% Weed is banned SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro we also work hard on the wall as in the fish wall we have little eyes *Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*