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Tesone Tee

...has a tiny penis and is also known as cat tits often shits on his own face for amusement likes sex with men and cars often farts in public and urinates his own pants.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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