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The stupid fucking circle that floats above us in outer space thinking it’s sooo cool giving life well fuck you sun all you do is ruin my eyesight for 2 minutes Also the focus of an SCP-001 proposal where every living being melts into flesh puddles

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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