Staten Island Girl Tee
Ahh the "staten island girl" what most describe as a rich, trashy, overly-make-up'ed, tight-pants wearing, coach bag carrying girl with an obnoxiouss accent(etc) I will not claim that this breed of miserable-ness does not exist on this island (because sadly it does) i would like to point out that there are girls, mostly residing on the North Shore, that detest this stereotype. In fact, there are some of us that: -have no accent at all(baffling i know) -actually left the island for college & whatnot -hate wearing too much make-up -refuse to buy coach bags (or only buy the leather ones without the C insignia so no one knows) -own many pairs of sweatpants and non-matching hoodies that do not contain an ounce of velour, andd wear them out in public -do not wear high heels to "the mall" -work and own their own bank accounts that contain their hard-earned cash **-make fun of boys with the blow out ***-get really pissed off at the girls that do NOT make fun of boys with the blow-out because that just makes them think its okay, and it not -enjoy getting their real nails painted, and actually kno what their real nails look like without acryllics -do not have lifetime memberships to the tanning loft, body tan, hollywood tans etc. -cringe when people ask where their from (because that inevitably is followed with a joke about either coffee, the dump, traffic, or just laughter) -have goals other than marrying someone rich and moving to a nice gaudy house in todt hill and/or annadale -refused to watch true life: i'm a staten island girl out of sheer embarrassment OR watched it and just felt embarrassed for the girls on the show... you get the idea. We are few but we do exist.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.