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Starfishing Tee

Hammered drunk, laying face down, arms stretched out flat and up, legs down and out forming the shape of a 'starfish'... This can't be done on request; It is only done unwillingly in a drunken stupor.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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