St.Johns. Portland Oregon tee
A small town founded in 1865 with a Population of 11346 people. Also known as the Mecca, Pre's dream town, and birthplace of Jesse. Portland is by far the most beautiful place in the entirety of the world. It is a green, fresh, astounding wonderland, and indubitably fit for royalty. Runners run easy 10 miles in the morning and an easier 12 in the evening. Children comfortably walk St. Johns long perfectly constructed sidewalks to school singing lullaby's written by queen and eye of the tiger in unison. Attractive cafeteria ladies only serve the best food and free health care is unheard of. There are Safeway's and Fredmeyer's grocery food chains everywhere. McDonald's is the most hated restaurant in town and Dairy Queen is Queen. The Shell gas station effortlessly took Arco out of business and one brilliant day out of the paramount midst of the St. Johns bridge, Jesse will confidently walk tall firmly grasping an Olympic Gold medal won in London through the 1500 meter run; on his way to Seven Eleven to buy a pack of peanut butter cookies and a cold bottle of chocolate malt cookies and cream muscle milk. =]
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St.Johns. Portland Oregon tshirt
Size M
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.