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squirrel fingers Tee

The act of hugging a female and slipping your fingers to the vagina from behind and then smelling your fingers all while still hugging the female in order to smell if its any good. The female is unable to see any of this and if it stinks or your fingers come back red you should bounce.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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