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Sludgepunch Tee

After andministering a good long Sludgepump you pull your fist out and punch the woman or man in the face, scattering their feces across their face.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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