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slamburger Tee

A type of hamburger sold at Denny's (a Restaurant Chain) thats texture feels like swallowing a giant load of jizz. Furthermore, the jizz-like substance lingers in your mouth and throat for that "just swallowed" feeling long after consumption.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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