Skankaclopterx Tee
A Foreword: Tremble internet dirt child, for you have stumbled across the most insulting word that can be uttered in the english language, more potent even than Thundercunt, to a female. Skankaclopterix Noun (For your own safety I am not telling you ints pronunciation.) The most potent swear word ever uttered, its exact definition is unknown but it combines aspects from all words that are even mildly insulting to females (erg. skank, whore, bitch, Etc.) Etymology: This word was crafted in the wasted heart of Joe the Hapless husband to Whorelinda Of The Bitches. Whorelinda tortured joe for eighty years, making him watch lifetime Tv, take dance lessons, and put on pants before noon. Driven mad by his suffering, Joe surrendered the last years of his life to crafting the word on the eve of his 99th birthday Joe finally completed the word, but in his exhaustion he was slain by a pent butter and jelly sandwich. Whorelinda later discovered joe dead and the world in his study whilst moving all of his shit around so he wouldn't be able to find it. Having read it, she began to die due to the sheer amount of malice poured into it, but with her dying breath, Whorelinda uttered a curse on any man who used the word. The curse went that if any man said the word of power within earshot of a female, the fe,ale would be filled with all of Whorelinda's bitchyness in its full glory. May god deliver the soul of the fool who dares to bring the word of power back into this world.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.