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Shane Tee

Name: Shane Date of Birth: 10,000 b.c. Height: 4ft 5 in Weight: 287 lbs Relationship Status: Complicated (homosexual) Race: White (thinks he’s Indonesian) Social Status: Peasant Salary: $12 every two years Abilities: Can fit a whole bag of jelly beans up his asshole. Can also masturbate (but not by himself).

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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