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Shan-Shitty Tee

To get so shitty that one requires the assistance of club bouncers to leave the building. To be so incredibly shitty that one finds the best place to black out is between the bathtub and toilet stool.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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