sex tee

the term, 'sex', could fit under a variety of labels: to fuck to be fucked to be porked to stuff the turkey to get laid to be bred to breed to be arroused, or to finish getting aroused to hump the honey to trumpet the clarinet to ride the saddle to suck off, or to be sucked to make love to inseminate to ejaculate to knock the willy wonka into wonderland to jack off together to work out harder to relieve a bad day to pop the pussy to pop the asshole to inhale the cunt to moisten the cunt to stain the cervix to lay some pipe to stuff the donut to physically express shit to yodel to impregnate to have a great night to have a great day to take the risk to be the one making the risk happen to taste whats under pants to let shit go to moisten the sheets to moisten the carpet to moisten the bedsheets to hide the salami to pork your lover to booger the bed to express dick energy to add to the population to make her moan to make him cum to slam to get slammed to dine in the Y to munch on the rug to slam the hen to shoot the sherbert to reporduce to bang to screw to burry the bone ... and many more. whats another you can think of?

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

  • Soft, lightweight everyday tee
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
  • Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

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Customer Reviews

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Another hit!

John E. Sep 25
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Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻

Beren S. Sep 24
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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