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schramm Tee

another name for a hairy, slimey beef curtain that rarely gets washed. A Schramm is a girl who loves getting peed on, and also enjoys her nightly activity of her vaginal tightening exercises. Schramms like to be plowed by multiple men at once. Schramms tend to make up lies about others and further about themselves for attention.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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