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Sausage Creature Tee

The Sausage Creature was developed by Hunter S Thompson as a mythical creature that appears when a Cafe Motorcycle Racer goes down. I is the creature that eats our skin, breaks our bones and turns us into human sausage. I am a cafe racer and have many times faced such a creature.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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