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Satanic Drive-By Tee

Driving by a group of people. Mainly random ass fucks you don't like, or you don't even know then. The driver slows down a bit, you blast Good Christians Don't Get Jiggy With It Til After Marriage by See You Next Tuesday. While the passenger stands through the sun roof and glorifies it.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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