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Sandvitch Tee

A sandwich that was completely altered the soviet scientists. The orgins of the project are still unclear, but some speculate that the idea came from Joesph Stalin after observing Franklin Roosevelt eating his ham sandwich. Realizing a potential, he combined it with super hormones to create the Sandvitch. It apparently tastes so good that it restores 120 hit points.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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