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sand crab Tee

When fucking a tourist on the beach, right before ejaculation, remove condom, cum inside her, throw sand in her eyes and take off down the beach like a "Sand Crab". She is then left on the beach, blinded, feeling stupid and pregnant.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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