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S.R.U. Tee

Sperm removal unit. A lady of loose morals, quite keen on sexual intercourse and not all that fussy about the other person involved. Publically rumoured to be an easy lay.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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