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rusty kabob Tee

Ingredients needed: 1. cherry tomato 2. onion 3. green pepper 5. perferably a midget Start this sexual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner's ass (perferably a midget). Next, you pound your partner in the ass 'til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your cockmeat. Then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen ass and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . DEEP down her hungry throat . . . Yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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