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Retard Off Tee

The act of screaming the word retard at the top of your retarded lungs, while trying to be retardedly obnoxious. The most retarded retard wins the retard off...retards.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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