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relationship relaxation Tee

when you have been in a relationship for a decent amount of time, and you start to become a careless slob. some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include: hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress? weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse. general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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