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Ratstalion Tee

Is your typical low crawling, drug addicted, fene, who will sell his moms breast milk ment to be sold for foodstamps. Unmotivationalistical pest who's presents disturbs even the roaches. Has a distict smell and oder that will attract any horney donkey or rabid skunk. Who cant tell the difference between the cops or a friend. Snitch.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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