qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Tee
If you look in the mirror longingly enough you will experience disassociation. The feeling that your face does not belong on your body, on your head. Try this whilst experiencing depression and it will crush the recipient. A new comfort is created with staring at yourself until you hallucinate your face without any features after showering or masturbating. The kind of person that bothers to type out ‘qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm’ or one of its extended counterparts is most certainly a candidate for this depression. After death there is nothing. There is no God or reincarnation there is nothing. Suicide is not worth it. but neither is staying alive in this plain of being. Why are the consequences for not wanting to go up in the world, or desire for education or achievement so cripplingly dire? Why is life a thing? Listening to Selected Ambient Works 2 by Aphex Twin whilst rolled over in the corner of a dark room creates these thoughts, and regret and anguish at your parents for bringing you into this dystopian world. We are not biological creatures anymore. We are the result of years of hate for ourselves.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means