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pussbong Tee

More of a party trick, really. Person A (a girl, usually, although wonderful things have been done recently with hormones and surgery) performs a handstand without the benefit of underwear. Person B (the fearless and noble toker)fills the young lady's ahem with water, then pulls a bucket bong, using a modified test tube (or whatever will fit comfortably inside the velvet underground). NB it is VERY important to get the lady's permission for this trick, or her reaction will almost certainly result in spillage.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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