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Preemptive Recycling Tee

Stealing stuff ... often, very nice stuff, usually from work. May include but is not limited to office supplies, computer parts, food and drink. The justification is that the item(s) would have been thrown out anyway at some point so you're just going with the trend and saving the planet by recycling them a little "early".

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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