Portland, Maine tee
Metropolis of Maine, envy of Boregon. which is the land of rain and suicide Passport required for entry unless you're a Catholic Charities refugee. (a 3rd world immigrant who knows 2 English words, welfare and lawyer) Large GLBTGQ liberal population, larger redneck hick 4x4 population that resents the 1st group. Only True Blue Occupy group, as in Wall St, (in Portland aka Lincoln Park ) living in tents in 10 degree weather, bolstered by the largest homeless transient preggo (eyetalian for knocked up) teen population east of the Mississippi. City Council form of government with City Manager & Mayor so Portlanders get double raped on taxation. City full of lawyers and actors working as busboys and waiters. Portland has more restaurants per capita than any American city and the most grease clogged sewers and arteries in America. Meet Truly Dynamic Women (Fat chicks whom even lesbians won't date) who don't shave or bathe, wear tats on their twats and pins in their shins. Come for the day, but leave before dark.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
You might also like
Customer Reviews
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10