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Pocklington Tee

A small market town, 12 miles from the York city. Full of inbred, unemployed chavs and old women. If you were born in Pocklington, you are referred to as a 'Pock-ite'. Outsiders are welcomed, in hope of changing the dull, slow town.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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