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penousculous Tee

Very large penis. Penis+Rhinoceros. Sometimes referred to as The Great White Penousculous. Although color has nothing to do with it. Adding "Great White" only adds emphasis to the size, by including the Great White Shark into the large penis equation.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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