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Pembroke Tee

Pembroke is a town in Plymouth County, Massachusetts, United States. It is filled with bleach-blonde, orange skinned, North Face wearing cunts, wannabe g's, and sk8ter bois. There seems to be a disproportionate amount of attractive females when compared to the disgusting excuse for males there is. Great track team and music/theatre department, but that's it. Oh, and yeah, just about everybody smokes weed.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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