Paul Wall Drunk Tee

To be as intoxicated as Paul "Face-Sitter" Wall. To be uncontrolably drunk, and have no sense of balance or control of your actions. To generally have no standards for women, and to really only require that her belly does not stick out further then her boobs. To repeatly scream "I'm not drunk" and other various racial slurs. To be drunk enough to scream "Piggly Wiggly" at near by police officers.