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Patrick Tee

The best guy you'll EVER meet. He's sweet, caring, and can turn your bad day into a ray of sunshine. He could be either really athletic or not into sports. Either way, he compliments you every single day. He's handsome in the inside and out, anyone who's being asked out by a Patrick should quickly say yes. You won't regret it. He'll always tell you he loves you, and he'll know if you are feeling down. He'll probably text you day and night and come to your house to make sure you're okay. He'll know you're favorite ice cream flavor, and bring you that Rocky Road when you feel sick. Basically, he's the best person as a friend or boyfriend. Patrick will always be there by your side, high and dry.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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