Omega Male Tee
Omega males are the polar opposite of alpha males. They are usually introverted, socially awkward, and have difficulties making friends with those who aren't other omegas (or the occasional beta male). Omegas are often submissive in the few social situations they end up in, but this quality can be very endearing to some, meaning that under the right circumstances they can gain close-knit friendships with alpha males. Surprisingly, omegas also have a lot of luck with women, as their good listening skills make them ideal partners. An omega male with an alpha friend can definitely meet the right person to date much faster and easier than any sigma, gamma, or beta male can. The alpha introduces the omega, and all the omega has to do is have a nice conversation with his partner. Usually, nerdier women who are interested in anime, video games, comic books/movies like the Marvel cinematic universe, or TV shows like Supernatural, Sherlock, or Dr. Who are the most open to the possibility of dating an omega male, although there are many others who find the idea of an omega appealing. In more intimate scenarios, omega males will find that the best way to be pleased is if their partners are the ones in control of the situation. However, this results in absolutely mind-blowing sex, with women (and some men) knowing that "omega" means a wonderful night in.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum