Omega Male tee
Omega males are the polar opposite of alpha males. They are usually introverted, socially awkward, and have difficulties making friends with those who aren't other omegas (or the occasional beta male). Omegas are often submissive in the few social situations they end up in, but this quality can be very endearing to some, meaning that under the right circumstances they can gain close-knit friendships with alpha males. Surprisingly, omegas also have a lot of luck with women, as their good listening skills make them ideal partners. An omega male with an alpha friend can definitely meet the right person to date much faster and easier than any sigma, gamma, or beta male can. The alpha introduces the omega, and all the omega has to do is have a nice conversation with his partner. Usually, nerdier women who are interested in anime, video games, comic books/movies like the Marvel cinematic universe, or TV shows like Supernatural, Sherlock, or Dr. Who are the most open to the possibility of dating an omega male, although there are many others who find the idea of an omega appealing. In more intimate scenarios, omega males will find that the best way to be pleased is if their partners are the ones in control of the situation. However, this results in absolutely mind-blowing sex, with women (and some men) knowing that "omega" means a wonderful night in.
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Omega Male tshirt
Size M
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10