Customize

Oh Burn Tee

A vocal utterance that signals anyone more culturally sophisticated than an orangutan to pick you up and throw you off a cliff for the good of all mankind, even when used jokingly. Similar middle school esque blurps include "swag", "yolo", "snap", "gangsta", "raped", and "owned".

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Also available as

🤖

Shopping Assistant

Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?

AI-generated responses. Verify claims.