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Obligatory Digestive Tee

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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