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nympho Tee

Female who can't get enough sex even though her sexual resume is well above average and is continuously obsessed with sex; strangers in the street/on TV/ other inspire desire as well as fantasies as she usually imagines them naked and taking advantage of them sexually. Conversations with them usually take on an influx of sexual innuendo as they’ve a very graphic/ explicit sense of imagination that can hinder/ aid them in their daily lives. May have a number of partners (fuck buddies) kept solely for sexual reasons (no emotional attachment) on speed dial. Relationship-wise she won’t wait long before engaging in sexual acts with strangers since she can't be satisfied in a relationship unless her partner is a good fuck/ has an equal sexual appetite; as sex is usually her deal breaker in choice of partner. No slut; she selects her conquests (not one to waste precious arousal time on an unsuitable minion!). Adventurous in bed due to her continuos private sexual musings; she’s likely to treat the karma sutra as her personal bible. Up for it at any time, anywhere; the more random/ risky the better she’s not one to withhold to sexual taboos; most are the epitome of sexual deviancy. A giver rather than a taker she doesn't need to orgasm to be satisfied; even the mere touch of skin against skin makes her v. v. horny. She enjoys seeing her partner receiving pleasure from her. She can have continuous sex/ multiple orgasms/ masturbate long after she’s exhausted the life out of them.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.

Bobby L.Nov 7
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Review by Am R.

Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.

Am R.Nov 5
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My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.

Bobby L.Oct 30
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This looks like a weird design but it looks cool

AidenOct 30

This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.

Peter P.Oct 26

Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!

Joan D.Oct 25

I love it I bought me and my family some

Kirk J.Oct 20

Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>

Jamie M.Oct 16

Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...

cynthiaOct 13

Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.

DeeOct 13

Another hit!

John E.Sep 25
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Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻

Beren S.Sep 24
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S.Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E.Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J.Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N.Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G.Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C.Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlettJul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G.Jul 22
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