norton custom tee

A town in SE Massachusetts that no one has ever heard of and if you grew up here you never talk about it. If you live in Norton you can get drunk or high or have sex somewhere. -The town where you can get a large pizza at Jeffrey's, rent a book from the library(which actually just closed), and then check into a drug rehab clinic all in the same 100 feet. -The daily routine of any Norton citizen is to wake up, hop in your shitty car, drive through the road work in front of the high school, grab a donut at Honey Dew, hang out at Hess, and go home and get high/drunk/laid. -Home of the Norton Lancers, the second best team in Division 3 Massachusetts high school football, and girl's softball champs. -Home to car wars, which suck. -Running around a country club at night in your underwear occassionally happens. -The band "The Little Jons" got their start here. -Home of "Pride Rock", where you can get drunk and punch people. -Where you can go for a fist pump and get "Stick Shifted", where someone grabs your fist and throws it. -You can join the "Gay Straight Alliance" if you've got the balls (and want them in some dude's mouth). -You can stop by the Cigar Man Shop and grab a smoke. -There is a Fallout shelter in it's elementary school. -Where, at one point, the word "Belliard" was a code word for drinking alcohol. -Where the schools have no money for supplies, but Roche Bros. and Walgreen's look great. -You can either drop out of High School or pretend you have a future for a little while. -Home to the greatest Halo 3 and Guitar Hero players in the general area. -Where packing a lip at the superintendent's office sometimes occurs. -Where the middle school was once broken into through a big hole in the roof, just because the people thought it was a cool place to hang out in. -Where "Lincoln Log" is a sexual term. -Where old ladies sometimes get hit with flying bottles of urine. -Skaters and Bikers alike often go out of town to Skater's Edge because there isn't anywhere to skate or ride bmx. -Where emo kids are referred to as "Vampires". -Where a 6 and a half foot swedish foreign exchange student threw snowballs in a locker room once. -Where a moron once flipped a shitty orange Scion going too fast down an icey road in the winter. -Every once in a while you'll run into a pregnant girl in the High School. -Where some people get distracted by shiny objects and love circles. -The population of black people in the town is approximately 6.

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Another hit!

John E. Sep 25
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Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻

Beren S. Sep 24
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
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I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
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Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

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