Niggityboo Tee
You might be a niggityboo if... You have ever robbed a watermelon stand Wal-Mart You drink 40s Yo mamma sold her food stamps for crack Your bike used to be mine You try not to smile at night because the popo will see you Your white girlfriend drives you to not-work You don't know fried chicken doesn't have it's own chunk on the food pyramid You don't know what the food pyramid is A city employee has to clean your afro-sheen off the bus window You voted for the same person in 2008 AND 2012 All it takes to get a car stereo out is a hammer You traded my aluminum gutters for dope money You need a step-stool to get into your Monte-Carlo BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP... is good music You have ever had a quextion to aks someone You keep one hand on your pit bull's leash and the other keeps your pants up You don't know the reason for that strip of pavement is next to the road Your car costs more than your house A pick suits you just fine... but a comb don't fly You learned to sign your name with a can of spray paint You've ever rolled a pin-joint You think the word "boy" is a racial slur Sunblock... what's that? Your neighbors build cross-shaped bonfires in your front yard You'd lika G6 Your neighbors lawn is your trash can Your whiskey doesn't ever leave the brown bag You've asked the question "You got a cigarette?" every day since Pre-K Bitches and hoes... anything You can trip on your lower lip You've ridden in more cop cars than airplanes
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨