New Jersey Tee
A tremendously beautiful part of the northeast, that was ruined because the land was worth more as suburban sprawl from NYC than it was as farmland. Its residents think is the greatest place in the world, largely because the only people who still live there are the people who have never traveled anywhere but in the tri-state or down south. Anyone who has made it anywhere else makes damn sure they never come back. They specifically made the tolls outgoing and not incoming for this reason, because they knew nobody would ever pay to come here, and wanted to discourage anybody left from leaving. Because life is sad and pathetic here, largely due to the lack of good tacos and art, people are willing to risk theirs and others just to beat you by five minutes getting home, or better yet to the traffic jam ahead. Unfortunately most of them have no basic understanding of traffic flow, so they spend a lot of time slamming on their brakes and getting cock blocked in the slow lane. New Jersey-ans don't pump their own gas, because they're so retarded from having the largest number of superfund sites that they couldn't figure it out. And the bagels and pizza, while delicious, don't even begin to make up for the sheer amount of strip malls assaulting every town.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
I love my NIckIsBum T-Shirt, it is very comfortable.
used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss
Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol
*clap* *clap* MEME REVIEW. this is so amazing, alexa play despacito 9001
Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
I love it
I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
ThIs is perfect
Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.
This T-shirt is a high quality product. It fits perfectly and is very comfortable as well. I'm totally satisfied with the product and recommend it to everyone. Not to sound like a commercial or anything, but I really am impressed! Check it out for yourself. If you're thinking about buying something, go ahead. I'm sure I'll be buying more for a few friends soon. Thanks guys! I love this shirt! For real.