My First Kachow Tee
I've always like the movie Cars, I am 15 years old. I have all his toys, all his his posters. I have seen cars 23 and a 3 4ths times. I touch myself vigorously while I watch Cars. I cum when I see him. As I do my dad comes in the room and screams, "Turn that shit off you car loving faggot! I wish I would have gotten you aborted!" I look him in the eyes, with cum still leaking from my member and tell him, "The holy one will come for you, he will hit you with a bolt of lightning and you will see him as lord!" He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in be me room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KACHOW!" It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting hot and I feel a sensation in my man sack. "I gonna.." I start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car boner in my ass. My father enters the room and utters, "What the f.." Then McQueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams "KACHOW!" Causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my bum. There is cum every where. He looks at me and says, "On the race track," he then busts through my ceiling and was never seen again.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it