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Mushie Tee

During anal sex you remove your clam hammer from her Hershey highway, then proceed to take your shit covered tuna torpedo and smack her in the face, leaving a mushroom shaped shit mark

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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