Mr. Hear Your Girl Tee
A complete opposite of Mr. Steal Your Girl; just a nigga who's there to hear a girl's problems but still be getting zero action. A nigga who is so fucking deepfried in the friendzone he listens to his boy's side chick's problems. This the nigga who knows all the gossip and is always getting invited to the club with the ladies. This nigga is so committed to his craft, that he will be at the club holding the purse for a women he's pursued since time, while she out there getting daggered in three different directions while sucking a nigga dick through the top of a man's jeans. She later goes home and calls him to talk about how she can't find a guy like him who listens. A man who gives moody replies to his boys, but when a girl calls, he will be as hard as Mount Everest's frozen peak while asking her what she had to eat. AKA BATTYMON.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made