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Licking a person from head to toe. Start on the pinkey toe and suck as if giving a blowjob. Move on to each toe, continuing in that manner. Suck on the heel, and then drag your toungue along the calf and suck on the knee. If you're feeling crazy, nibble on the skin behind the knee a bit. This'll drive 'em insane. Then, slide your toungue up their thigh and around their private areas. Tease them a bit, and don't go in for the kill quite yet. Slowly move your way in and then BITE down on either the penis or the labias. (Some women have large ones, making it easier.) Then drag your toungue back to their butt hole. Ignore the nasty taste. It'll feel good for them. Move your way back to the front of the body and go up their treasure trail. If it is a man, this should be easy to find. On some women also. However, if not, just go straight up to the belly button. Dart toungue in and out of belly button until the person begs you to stop. That just means they want more. Move up to the pecks/man boobs/breasts/seedlings/or whatever may be in the general chest area. 3 boobs is even better! The more the merrier! Lick all around. Then, feel free to bite here too. It's sensitive, so it'll be greatly appreciated. If you draw blood, don't worry. Just lick it up. That'll be even more fun! Go to neck and just give them about as many hickeys as you can muster. Then, don't kiss their lips because that might be uncomfortable. Then lick their entire face. ALL OVER. Eyes and everything. Go in their nose. Rarely do people do that, however, it is very pleasurable. Then, viciously attack the ears. I mean attack. Bite as hard as possible without biting them off. Then, nibble at the roots of the hair. Like a bunny rabbit. Then, work your way down the back, and on the opposite leg and foot. Repeat as many times as you can. They'll just love you after this.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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